Guten Tag. Actually, no. BADEN TAG.
I'm so pissed off - I was meant to be going on the trip to Stratford today, but MOTHER says that I'm too ill to go. Major :( And I missed drama yesterday. I'm sooo annoyed - the last time I missed drama was in first year, and that was then I did art. And the next week, Mr Stokes had dragged me back.
Anyhoodle, I'm sat at home ill again, on my second box of tissues, looking at Wikipedia ('cos I'm coolio) ad spending lots of money on iTunes. Seriously, I don't know why Mum keeps her credit card details on here - she MUST know I'm just gonna spend all her hard-earned dosh. I'll pay her back, though (honest).
It looks like October will be a good month for music - The Saturdays, Alphabeat, Alexandra Burke, Leona Lewis and lots of other musical gems. I can see I'll be spening lots of money.
Oh, and Cheryl Cole can't sing solo, or dance, so her single is a big massive t*t.
Toodles,
Chapter14.
Friday, 25 September 2009
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Oh, isn't it such a bloody wonderful day? :@
Euch.
As you may or may not have noticed, I'm not in the best of moods today. I've been suffering from a cold lately - and so I got the sum total of no sleep last night. Couple that with the fact that my ears are blocked (which is probably the most irritating thing in the entire world), I've been pissed off ALL day. Luckily, darling Mummy picked me up from school rather than me having to go through the bus journey, so I got home early.
Anyway. I think I'll give a shout-out to Jui, who is apparently a fan of my blog (and also 'cos she's the only one who reads it).
I've just seen an advert for Maybelline Vibrating Mascara - am I the only one who finds that advert hilarious? They must have NO idea what they're saying - it sounds SOO wrong. But hey, I think that may be because I've got a really sick mind. Me and Rosie spend our art lessons making everything we hear into innuendos, it's so funny (when doing still life, "I've got a pomegranate and a watermelon, which do you want?" says Miss Barraclough. Us- "I think I'd prefer the watermelon, and Rosie the smaller fruit.").
Song I'm addicted to right now - Bodies by Robbie Williams - I'm so ashamed. What is really annoying is the fact that I haven't got it. Oh, and I hate Overload by the Sugababes (their first one).
Toodles,
Chapter14
As you may or may not have noticed, I'm not in the best of moods today. I've been suffering from a cold lately - and so I got the sum total of no sleep last night. Couple that with the fact that my ears are blocked (which is probably the most irritating thing in the entire world), I've been pissed off ALL day. Luckily, darling Mummy picked me up from school rather than me having to go through the bus journey, so I got home early.
Anyway. I think I'll give a shout-out to Jui, who is apparently a fan of my blog (and also 'cos she's the only one who reads it).
I've just seen an advert for Maybelline Vibrating Mascara - am I the only one who finds that advert hilarious? They must have NO idea what they're saying - it sounds SOO wrong. But hey, I think that may be because I've got a really sick mind. Me and Rosie spend our art lessons making everything we hear into innuendos, it's so funny (when doing still life, "I've got a pomegranate and a watermelon, which do you want?" says Miss Barraclough. Us- "I think I'd prefer the watermelon, and Rosie the smaller fruit.").
Song I'm addicted to right now - Bodies by Robbie Williams - I'm so ashamed. What is really annoying is the fact that I haven't got it. Oh, and I hate Overload by the Sugababes (their first one).
Toodles,
Chapter14
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
Arr, me hearties...
Wotcher,
Sorry it's been a while since my last post - I hate 4th year already, and it's only been two and a half weeks. I swear school is going to kill me one day - especially English (thanks to coursework) and Art (thanks to the incredibly mouldy still life objects that have already knocked three people unconscious).
Anyway, something amazing happened today - I found that one of the language options on Facebook is PIRATE! It's fantastic! It calls your Inbox 'Bottle o' Messages' and your friends list 'Me Hearties'!! I feel like a little child. :D
Anyway, sorry - this blog is meant to be incredibly satirical and witty. I apologise.
Better look next week, I suppose,
Chapter14.
Sorry it's been a while since my last post - I hate 4th year already, and it's only been two and a half weeks. I swear school is going to kill me one day - especially English (thanks to coursework) and Art (thanks to the incredibly mouldy still life objects that have already knocked three people unconscious).
Anyway, something amazing happened today - I found that one of the language options on Facebook is PIRATE! It's fantastic! It calls your Inbox 'Bottle o' Messages' and your friends list 'Me Hearties'!! I feel like a little child. :D
Anyway, sorry - this blog is meant to be incredibly satirical and witty. I apologise.
Better look next week, I suppose,
Chapter14.
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Myself and other animals, mainly my friends.
Greetings,
Looking at other people's blogs (mainy Jui's - love it btw), its the done thing to write something about yourself. Well, if you insist...
I was born a while ago (I really want to do the 'I'm the youngest of three, my parents were older' joke', but I can't really...), in a place called Crossgates in the chavvy part of Leeds (I know, look at me now, you'd think I was born illegitimately in Buckingham Palace or something). I have one sister, Rosieberry, and a half-brother, Urchin-child. I think his real name is Harry, but I don't call him that very often. My parents got divorced when I was six, after Daddy-dear went and had an affair. I now live in Bramhope (which is distinctly un-chavvy), and go to a lovely private school.
I have a particularly fantastic group of friends, and we call ourselves 'The Quadians' after the place where we hang out in school. We're known as 'The Freaks' to the rest of the school, and that's just the way we like it. Isn't it, brap. Most of us are in the Lower School Drama (L.S.D, of course) though I and a few others have migrated upwards to Senior Tech 'n' Drama (I'll give you three guesses).
I take my first GCSE modules in the summer, and the rest the next year. I'm taking English, Maths, Biology, Physics, Chemisty and German, Spanish, RS and Art, 'cos I'm cool. :)
I think that's all. Toodles,
Chapter14.
Looking at other people's blogs (mainy Jui's - love it btw), its the done thing to write something about yourself. Well, if you insist...
I was born a while ago (I really want to do the 'I'm the youngest of three, my parents were older' joke', but I can't really...), in a place called Crossgates in the chavvy part of Leeds (I know, look at me now, you'd think I was born illegitimately in Buckingham Palace or something). I have one sister, Rosieberry, and a half-brother, Urchin-child. I think his real name is Harry, but I don't call him that very often. My parents got divorced when I was six, after Daddy-dear went and had an affair. I now live in Bramhope (which is distinctly un-chavvy), and go to a lovely private school.
I have a particularly fantastic group of friends, and we call ourselves 'The Quadians' after the place where we hang out in school. We're known as 'The Freaks' to the rest of the school, and that's just the way we like it. Isn't it, brap. Most of us are in the Lower School Drama (L.S.D, of course) though I and a few others have migrated upwards to Senior Tech 'n' Drama (I'll give you three guesses).
I take my first GCSE modules in the summer, and the rest the next year. I'm taking English, Maths, Biology, Physics, Chemisty and German, Spanish, RS and Art, 'cos I'm cool. :)
I think that's all. Toodles,
Chapter14.
Greetings
Greetings, Bloggers.
Everyone else seems to be doing this, so I've decided to follow their lead here. As my good friend, Mr Warden, has decided to write all of his future articles on here, I'm (rather blantantly) copying him. :)
My blog will be a mixture of a diary, because I'm positive that all of you will want to rad about my life, and articles of wit and sarcasm. Remember, I'll be taking the piss out of many people and things, ideas and opinions - NO-ONE IS SAFE.
Toodles,
Chapter14.
Everyone else seems to be doing this, so I've decided to follow their lead here. As my good friend, Mr Warden, has decided to write all of his future articles on here, I'm (rather blantantly) copying him. :)
My blog will be a mixture of a diary, because I'm positive that all of you will want to rad about my life, and articles of wit and sarcasm. Remember, I'll be taking the piss out of many people and things, ideas and opinions - NO-ONE IS SAFE.
Toodles,
Chapter14.
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